Like sands through the hourglass so are the days of our lives
once upon a time
adolf hitler and big bird
formed a pact intent on ridding
sesame street
of the black rain of illegal puppets
flooding the obama economy
with cheap second
rate puppetry
when i eradicate the
illegal puppetry trade
a parasite sucking the
blood of mr hoopers store
and forcing bert and ernie
to pay higher puppet taxes
we achieve a social utopia
yes
the cheap puppet and
their puppeteer handlers
threaten putting
mr hooper and his
shop out of business
with their low wages
and poorly acted voices
said the seasame street fuehrer
hitler gave big bird command
of the 24th mechanized
armored panzer division
and instructed him to
not stop until you destroy
every illegal puppet
and their leftist
puppeteer handlers
but
spare the aryan
puppets like grover
cookie monster
and mr snuffleupagus
aye aye captain
said bid bird
they wont be
putting me and
my friends out of
work for long
so sitting atop his mighty
tiger II heavy tank
big bid lead the attack
but it was not long
before hitlers choice
of commander of
the 24th panzer
proved a
choice
disastrous
bird what are you doing
said mr snuffleupagus
as birds tiger II rolled
up on him
the mighty
tank firing rounds
from its massive
88 millimeter gun
oh hi snuffy
i am making
seasame street great again
my friend adolf hitler said so
he gave me command
of a mechanized panzer
armored division
my mission is to
bring balance back
to the force
bird
adolf is not your friend
said snuffy
you are setting seasame
street ablaze and hurting
the obama seasame
street economy
but
i am an
evil genius
said bird
so bird proceeded
to level and wipe
out every last
square inch
and every
living
breathing puppet
on seasame street
the carnage of puppets
torn in a hundred pieces
littered the burning buildings
and devastated businesses
a sickening sigh like meat
for the guns
uh oh said big bird
adolf hitler was furious
what is this
railed hitler
your orders
were to spare
the good puppets
and clean up
the bad element
so he fired big bird
and appointed elmo
as head of the
24th mechanized
armored panzer
division
the end
Cast:
Adolf Hitler
a German politician and leader of the Nazi Party (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei; NSDAP). He rose to power as Chancellor of Germany in 1933 and later Führer--Leader--of the German Reich. After being defeated in World War II, Hitler fled and set up shop at seasame street, as this tale related
Aloysius Snuffleupagus
(/ˌsnʌfəlˈʌpəɡəs/), more commonly known as Mr. Snuffleupagus, Snuffleupagus or Snuffy for short, is one of the characters on Sesame Street, an educational television program for young children. He is a woolly mammoth-like creature, without tusks or (visible) ears, and has a long thick pointed tail, similar in shape to that of a dinosaur (like a sauropod; in particular an Apatosaurus) or other reptile.
Big Bird
The main protagonist of the children's television show Sesame Street. He is an eight-foot two-inch (249 cm) tall bright yellow anthropomorphic canary. He can roller skate, ice skate, dance, swim, sing, write poetry, draw, and even ride a unicycle. Despite this wide array of talents, he is prone to frequent misunderstandings. On one occasion even singing the alphabet as one big long word (from the song called "ABC-DEF-GHI," pronounced /æbkədɛfgi:dʒɛkəlmɪnɒpkwɜrstu:vwɪks ɪz/), pondering what it could mean.
