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My neighbor's six year old son accidentally shot and killed his eight year old brother a few days ago.
According to local news, the kids Mathew, eight, and Mark, six, were playing in the back yard, where their father Dustin Hoffman, left his handgun on the picnic table. Dustin Hoffman was hosting a picnic barbecue for his wife Rhonda's 45th birthday.
Showing off his new gun he bought his for her birthday, Dustin had left the.45 Colt Double Eagle to go inside and grab a beer. At the same time, the phone rang, and Rhonda went to answer it, leaving her new gift out side on the picnic table.
A moment later there was a loud banging sound. The mildly concerned father and mother went outside to investigate. They owned a beautiful gated back yard to keep undesirable, dangerous people out. Their first thought was that their kids dug into the fireworks they bought for 4th of July celebrations.
Dustin saw to his mild consternation that his oldest son Mathew was laying in a pool of blood. Chunks of his face and skull splattered the egg salad sandwiches and the freshly grilled hot dogs and hamburgers. There was bits of brain matter on the potato chips. The mess really ruined a nice, well planned back yard birthday barbecue celebration.
Mathew had been shot in the head by Mark. Mathew and Mark were used to playing with their father's gun collection, but this was the first time Mark ever got shot in the head. Mark was very dead.
Needless to say, the picnic was ruined, and Dustin Hoffman had to start grilling all over again, including making new egg salad sandwiches. He also had to go to Kwik Trip to pick up a new bag of Sour Cream and Onion potato chips. It was a real hassle.
Yet, this story has a happy ending, because Dustin Hoffman's wife Rhonda just happened to be pregnant (in the third trimester).
By the time she reached her third trimester, Rhonda realized that she was pregnant. For this reason hey were considering having her baby vacuumed out of her womb; sucked out and put in a garbage can for the trash to pick up on Monday morning. Problem solved.
Thankfully, God led me to their door with some anti-baby murder brochures. 10 minutes later, they started crying "how could we even think of murdering our baby now, after reading this three page brochure?"
Long story short, if they had an abortion, how would they be able to replace their dead kid, Mark, you pro-baby killers? And this is their last chance because they don't have the resources to make another fetus. They have declared bankruptcy and have been selling their furniture to buy food.
But you Satanist worshiping baby killers want that precious child dead, right? Why do "those people" hate guns and love killing babies so much? It isn't logical. And I have long given up looking for logic from the people "on the wrong side of Jesus."
As for gun control: just tell your kids "do not to pick up the handgun and play with it when it is loaded, or at least, not to point it at anyone important."
That what I tell my children, Jenny and Lisa and Andy. Yes, I know, kids are curious about things, but a little intellectual gun curiosity is good for the soul, like religion. You wouldn't deny your kids curiosity about God, would you? That's what make me a responsible parent.
EZ: you're an idiot
MikeY: Anthony - Interesting story but you seemed to have missed an important point in your dot connecting. "six year old son accidentally shot and killed his 8 year old brother". Note they had both been born, hence the age? A fetus isn't a child as it hasn't been born yet and so, there's nothing to replace. In addition, in the case of abortion, the woman made a personal decision, as is her right. Your analogy fails across the board.
Anthony: I know my analogy fails across the board. I'm no good at anything.
RANDOLPH: I'm sure all so called Liberals will agree it was very tragic what happened to your neighbors and we convey our heartfelt condolences but where did you come up with the loony scenario about abortion and ignorant liberals? You Sir need to have your elevator repaired. It's not making it to the top floor!
Anthony: I'm taking as many pills as I can swallow at once already? My mental state is pretty screwy I agree.
Pat: Oh wow, Anthony, not only are you illiterate, you are also downright stupid. No one EVER can "replace" a dead child! It isn't like buying a new TV when the old one wears out, LOL! You're another one that I hope has no kids. Wow, just pure ignorance.
Anthony: Hi Pat. Yes, I'm not very smart. Not like you. Someday I'll get there though! Thoughts and prayers for me!
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According to local news, the kids Mathew, eight, and Mark, six, were playing in the back yard, where their father Dustin Hoffman, left his handgun on the picnic table. Dustin Hoffman was hosting a picnic barbecue for his wife Rhonda's 45th birthday.
Showing off his new gun he bought his for her birthday, Dustin had left the.45 Colt Double Eagle to go inside and grab a beer. At the same time, the phone rang, and Rhonda went to answer it, leaving her new gift out side on the picnic table.
A moment later there was a loud banging sound. The mildly concerned father and mother went outside to investigate. They owned a beautiful gated back yard to keep undesirable, dangerous people out. Their first thought was that their kids dug into the fireworks they bought for 4th of July celebrations.
Dustin saw to his mild consternation that his oldest son Mathew was laying in a pool of blood. Chunks of his face and skull splattered the egg salad sandwiches and the freshly grilled hot dogs and hamburgers. There was bits of brain matter on the potato chips. The mess really ruined a nice, well planned back yard birthday barbecue celebration.
Mathew had been shot in the head by Mark. Mathew and Mark were used to playing with their father's gun collection, but this was the first time Mark ever got shot in the head. Mark was very dead.
Needless to say, the picnic was ruined, and Dustin Hoffman had to start grilling all over again, including making new egg salad sandwiches. He also had to go to Kwik Trip to pick up a new bag of Sour Cream and Onion potato chips. It was a real hassle.
Yet, this story has a happy ending, because Dustin Hoffman's wife Rhonda just happened to be pregnant (in the third trimester).
By the time she reached her third trimester, Rhonda realized that she was pregnant. For this reason hey were considering having her baby vacuumed out of her womb; sucked out and put in a garbage can for the trash to pick up on Monday morning. Problem solved.
Thankfully, God led me to their door with some anti-baby murder brochures. 10 minutes later, they started crying "how could we even think of murdering our baby now, after reading this three page brochure?"
Long story short, if they had an abortion, how would they be able to replace their dead kid, Mark, you pro-baby killers? And this is their last chance because they don't have the resources to make another fetus. They have declared bankruptcy and have been selling their furniture to buy food.
But you Satanist worshiping baby killers want that precious child dead, right? Why do "those people" hate guns and love killing babies so much? It isn't logical. And I have long given up looking for logic from the people "on the wrong side of Jesus."
As for gun control: just tell your kids "do not to pick up the handgun and play with it when it is loaded, or at least, not to point it at anyone important."
That what I tell my children, Jenny and Lisa and Andy. Yes, I know, kids are curious about things, but a little intellectual gun curiosity is good for the soul, like religion. You wouldn't deny your kids curiosity about God, would you? That's what make me a responsible parent.
Reader's Comments
EZ: you're an idiot
MikeY: Anthony - Interesting story but you seemed to have missed an important point in your dot connecting. "six year old son accidentally shot and killed his 8 year old brother". Note they had both been born, hence the age? A fetus isn't a child as it hasn't been born yet and so, there's nothing to replace. In addition, in the case of abortion, the woman made a personal decision, as is her right. Your analogy fails across the board.
Anthony: I know my analogy fails across the board. I'm no good at anything.
RANDOLPH: I'm sure all so called Liberals will agree it was very tragic what happened to your neighbors and we convey our heartfelt condolences but where did you come up with the loony scenario about abortion and ignorant liberals? You Sir need to have your elevator repaired. It's not making it to the top floor!
Anthony: I'm taking as many pills as I can swallow at once already? My mental state is pretty screwy I agree.
Pat: Oh wow, Anthony, not only are you illiterate, you are also downright stupid. No one EVER can "replace" a dead child! It isn't like buying a new TV when the old one wears out, LOL! You're another one that I hope has no kids. Wow, just pure ignorance.
Anthony: Hi Pat. Yes, I'm not very smart. Not like you. Someday I'll get there though! Thoughts and prayers for me!
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