Friday, November 20, 2020

Episode 809: The Phoenix Republican Voter Fraud Lights.

The Phoenix Republican Voter Fraud Lights.


"Donald is the Golden Calf that the Evangelical Christians worship. He makes sure mother's don't have access to health care." I said.

Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump's attorney, recently referred to ballot fraud as, "the greatest crime he has ever dealt with," despite being New York City mayor during the homicidal attacks on the Twin Towers on September 11, Eight teen O one.  When the second plane hit The South Tower I sat back and thought to myself, "damn, well at least it's not unverified democrat voter fraud."

Hey, have any of you ever witnessed the The Phoenix lights, sometimes called the Lights over Phoenix? They are a series of widely sighted unidentified flying objects or, U F O's, observed in the skies over the U.S. states of Arizona, Nevada, and the Mexican state of Sonora on March 13, 1997, explained anthony.  

"Earth's dumbest people to the rescue! You know, none of that ever happened? Right?" argued Bubba Chubb. "Those were flares from jets or something."

Lights of varying descriptions were seen by thousands of people between 7:30 post meridian mountain standard time. post meridiem, meaning after midday, and 10:30 post meridian mountain standard time. In a space of about 300 miles or 480 kilometres, from the Nevada line, through Phoenix, to the edge of Tucson Arazona.  


There were two distinct events involved in the incident: a triangular formation of lights seen to pass over the state, and a series of stationary lights seen in the Phoenix area. 

The United States Air Force identified the second group of lights as flares dropped by A-10 Warthog aircraft that were on training exercises at the Barry Goldwater Range in southwest Arizona. 

Witnesses claim to have observed a huge carpenter's square-shaped UFO, containing five spherical lights or possibly light-emitting engines.

 Fife Symington,  the governor at the time, was one witness to this incident; he later called the object "otherworldly."

The lights were reported to have reappeared in 2007 and 2008, but these events were quickly attributed to (respectively) military flares dropped by fighter aircraft at Luke Air Force Base and flares attached to helium balloons released by a civilian.

At about 18:55 pacific standard time 19:55 mountain standard time), a man reported seeing a V-shaped object above Henderson, Nevada. He said it was about the "size of a (Boeing) 747", sounded like "rushing wind", and had six lights on its leading edge. The lights reportedly traversed northwest to the southeast.

An unidentified former police officer from Paulden, Arizona is claimed to have been the next person to report a sighting, after leaving his house at about 20:15 M mountain standard time  As he was driving north, he allegedly saw a cluster of reddish or orange lights in the sky, comprising four lights together and a fifth light trailing them. Each of the individual lights in the formation appeared to the witness to consist of two separate point sources of orange light. He returned home and through binoculars watched the lights until they disappeared south over the horizon.

Prescott and Prescott Valley

Lights were also reportedly seen in the areas of Prescott and Prescott Valley. At approximately 20:17 MST, callers began reporting the object was definitely solid, because it blocked out much of the starry sky as it passed over.

John Kaiser was standing outside with his wife and sons in Prescott Valley when they noticed a cluster of lights to the west-northwest of their position. The lights formed a triangular pattern, but all of them appeared to be red, except the light at the nose of the object, which was distinctly white. The object, or objects, which had been observed for approximately 2 to 3 minutes with binoculars, then passed directly over the observers, were seen to "Bank to the right", and then disappeared in the night sky to the southeast of Prescott Valley. The altitude could not be determined; however, the object was fairly low and made no sound whatsoever.

The National UFO Reporting Center received the following report from the Prescott area:

Whilst doing astrophotography I observed five yellow-white lights in a "V" formation moving slowly from the northwest, across the sky to the northeast, then turn almost due south and continue until out of sight. The point of the "V" was in the direction of movement. The first three lights were in a fairly tight "V" while two of the lights were further back along the lines of the "V"'s legs. During the NW-NE transit one of the trailing lights moved up and joined the three and then dropped back to the trailing position. I estimated the three light "V" to cover about 0.5 degrees of sky and the whole group of five lights to cover about 1 degree of sky.


First sighting from Phoenix[edit]

Tim Ley and his wife Bobbi, his son Hal and his grandson Damien Turnidge first saw the lights when they were above Prescott Valley about 65 miles (100 km) away from them. At first, the lights appeared to them as five separate and distinct lights in an arc-shape, as if they were on top of a balloon, but they soon realized that the lights appeared to be moving towards them. Over the next ten or so minutes, the lights appeared to come closer, the distance between the lights increased, and they took on the shape of an upside down V. Eventually, when the lights appeared to be a couple of miles away, the witnesses could make out a shape that looked like a 60-degree carpenter's square, with the five lights set into it, with one at the front and two on each side. Soon, the object with the embedded lights appeared to be coming right down the street where they lived, about 100 to 150 feet (30 to 45 meters) above them, traveling so slowly that it appeared to hover and was silent. The object then seemed to pass over their heads and went through a V opening in the peaks of the mountain range towards Squaw Peak Mountain and toward the direction of Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport.[citation needed] Witnesses in Glendale, a suburb northwest of Phoenix, saw the object pass overhead at an altitude high enough to become obscured by the thin clouds; this was at approximately between 20:30 and 20:45 MST.

Arriving in Phoenix

When the triangular formation entered the Phoenix area, Bill Greiner, a cement driver hauling a load down a mountain north of Phoenix, described the second group of lights: "I'll never be the same. Before this, if anybody had told me they saw a UFO, I would've said, "Yeah and I believe in the Tooth Fairy." "Now I've got a whole new view and I may be just a dumb truck driver, but I've seen something that don't belong here." Greiner stated that the lights hovered over the area for more than two hours.

After Phoenix

A report came from a young man in the Kingman area who stopped his car at a payphone to report the incident. " young man, en route to Los Angeles, called from a phone booth to report having seen a large and bizarre cluster of stars moving slowly in the northern sky".


Reappearance in 2007

A repeat of the lights occurred February 6, 2007 and was recorded by the local Fox News television station. According to military officials and the Federal Aviation Administration, these were flares dropped by F-16 aircraft training at Luke Air Force Base.

Reappearance in 2008

On April 21, 2008, lights were again reported over Phoenix by local residents.These lights appeared to change from square to triangular formation over time. A valley resident reported that shortly after the lights appeared, three jets were seen heading west in the direction of the lights. An official from Luke Air Force Base denied any United States Air Force activity in the area.[ On April 22, 2008, a resident of Phoenix told a newspaper that the lights were nothing more than his neighbor releasing helium balloons with flares attached. This was confirmed by a police helicopter. The following day, a Phoenix resident, who declined to be identified in news reports, stated that he had attached flares to helium balloons and released them from his back yard. 

Photographic documentation

Imagery of the Phoenix Lights falls into two categories: images of the triangular formation seen prior to 22:00 MST in Prescott and Dewey, and images of the 22:00 MST Phoenix event. Almost all known images are of the second event. All known images were produced using a variety of commercially available camcorders and cameras. There are no known images taken by equipment designed for scientific analysis, nor are there any known images taken using high powered optics or night vision equipment.

First event

There are few known images of the Prescott/Dewey lights. Television station K S A Z reported that an individual named Richard Curtis recorded a detailed video that purportedly showed the outline of a space craft, but that the video had been lost. The only other known video is of poor quality and shows a group of lights with a clear discernible outline of a v shape, fitting the description of what many witnesses reported. A cleaned up and enhanced copy of the video can be viewed on YouTube.

Second event

During the Phoenix event, numerous still photographs and videotapes were made, distinctly showing a series of lights appearing at a regular interval, remaining illuminated for several moments and then going out. These images have been repeatedly aired by documentary television channels such as the Discovery Channel and the History Channel as part of their UFO documentary programming.

The most frequently seen sequence shows what appears to be an arc of lights appearing one by one, then going out one by one. UFO advocates claim that these images show that the lights were some form of "running light" or other aircraft illumination along the leading edge of a large craft – estimated to be as large as a mile (1.6 km) in diameter – hovering over the city of Phoenix. Other similar sequences reportedly taken over a half hour period show differing numbers of lights in a V or arrowhead array. Thousands of witnesses throughout Arizona also reported a silent, mile wide V or boomerang shaped craft with varying numbers of huge orbs. A significant number of witnesses reported that the craft was silently gliding directly overhead at low altitude. The first-hand witnesses consistently reported that the lights appeared as "canisters of swimming light", while the underbelly of the craft was undulating "like looking through water". However, skeptics claim that the video is evidence that mountains not visible at night partially obstructed views from certain angles, thereby bolstering the claim that the lights were more distant than UFO advocates claim.

UFO advocate Jim Dilettoso claimed to have performed "spectral analysis" of photographs and video imagery that proved the lights could not have been produced by a man-made source. Dilettoso claimed to have used software called "Image Pro Plus" (exact version unknown) to determine the amount of red, green and blue in the various photographic and video images and construct histograms of the data, which were then compared to several photographs known to be of flares. Several sources have pointed out, however, that it is impossible to determine the spectral signature of a light source based solely on photographic or video imagery, as film and electronics inherently alter the spectral signature of a light source by shifting hue in the visible spectrum, and experts in spectroscopy have dismissed his claims as being scientifically invalid. Normal photographic equipment also eliminates light outside the visible spectrum – e.g., infrared and ultraviolet – that would be necessary for a complete spectral analysis. The maker of "Image Pro Plus", Media Cybernetic, has stated that its software is incapable of performing spectroscopic analysis.

Cognitech, an independent video laboratory, superimposed video imagery taken of the Phoenix Lights onto video imagery it shot during daytime from the same location. In the composite image, the lights are seen to extinguish at the moment they reach the Estrella mountain range, which is visible in the daytime, but invisible in the footage shot at night. A broadcast by local Fox Broadcasting Company affiliate K S A Z-TV claimed to have performed a similar test that showed the lights were in front of the mountain range and suggested that the Cognitech data might have been altered. Dr. Paul Scowen, visiting professor of Astronomy at Arizona State University, performed a third analysis using daytime imagery overlaid with video shot of the lights and his findings were consistent with Cognitech. The Phoenix New Times subsequently reported the television station had simply overlaid two video tracks on a video editing machine without using a computer to match the zoom and scale of the two images.

Wind direction data

Wind direction measured independently by several weather stations in the Phoenix area and archived by the National Centers for Environmental Information is consistent with reports about the movement of the lights. During the events, wind direction (origin) was changing from roughly west (that is, blowing towards the east) to north (that is, blowing towards the south). This supports the hypothesis that the flying objects were wind driven and could simply have been balloons (such as sky lanterns or other balloon-carried light effects) or flares.

Wind direction in Phoenix, AZ on March 13–14, 1997. Wind is reported by the direction from which it originates. Data courtesy of N O A A National Climate Data Center.

Explanations

There is some controversy as to how best to classify the reports on the night in question. Some are of the opinion that the differing nature of the eyewitness reports indicates that several unidentified objects were in the area, each of which was its own separate "event". This is largely dismissed by skeptics as an over-extrapolation from the kind of deviation common in necessarily subjective eyewitness accounts. The media and most skeptical investigators have largely preferred to split the sightings into two distinct classes, a first and second event, for which two separate explanations are offered.

First event

The first event – the "V", which appeared over northern Arizona and gradually traveled south over nearly the entire length of the state, eventually passing south of Tucson – was the apparently "wedge-shaped" object reported by then-Governor Symington and many others. This event started at about 20:15 MST over the Prescott area, and was seen south of Tucson by about 20:45 MST.

Proponents of two separate events propose that the first event still has no provable explanation, but that some evidence exists that the lights were in fact airplanes. According to an article by reporter Janet Gonzales that appeared in the Phoenix New Times, videotape of the v shape shows the lights moving as separate entities, not as a single object; a phenomenon known as illusory contours can cause the human eye to see unconnected lines or dots as forming a single shape.

Mitch Stanley, an amateur astronomer, observed high altitude lights flying in formation using a Dobsonian telescope giving 43 x magnification. After observing the lights, he told his mother, who was present at the time, that the lights were aircraft. 

According to Stanley, the lights were quite clearly individual airplanes; a companion who was with him recalled asking Stanley at the time what the lights were, and he said, "Planes". When Stanley first gave an account of his observation at the Discovery Channel Town Hall Meeting with all the witnesses there he was shouted down in his assertion that what he saw was what other witnesses saw. Obviously Stanley was seeing the Maryland National Guard jets flying in formation on their way to drop high-altitude flares at the Barry M. Goldwater bombing range south of Phoenix. His account as to the nature of the lights that moved in formation that night is contradicted by some Phoenix residents without high powered telescopes, however, and no military or civilian aircraft formations were known to have been flying in the area at that time.[citation needed] Of course, the Maryland National Guard jets were not known about at that time because their mission was a classified military mission.

Additionally, Prescott includes the western campus of Embry-Riddle Aeronautic University where flight training occurs with a large fleet of light aircraft. An additional whispered theory on campus is that the aircraft in formation were E R A U aircraft flying in formation with transponders and lights off as a prank. It is treated as an open secret as such behavior is a severe violation of F A A and E R A U rules.

Second event.

The second event was the set of nine lights appearing to  hover over the city of Phoenix at around 10 p m.  The second event has been more thoroughly covered by the media, due in part to the numerous video images taken of the lights. This was also observed by numerous people who may have thought they were seeing the same lights as those reported earlier.

The U.S. Air Force explained the second event as slow-falling, long-burning L U U 2 B B illumination flares dropped by a flight of four A 10 Warthog aircraft on a training exercise at the Barry Goldwater Range at Western Pima county. According to this explanation, the flares would have been visible in Phoenix and appeared to hover due to rising heat from the burning flares creating a "balloon" effect on their parachutes, which slowed the descent.[21] The lights then appeared to wink out as they fell behind the Sierra Estrella, a mountain range to the southwest of Phoenix.


A Maryland Air National Guard pilot, Lt. Col. Ed Jones, responding to a March 2007 media query, confirmed that he had flown one of the aircraft in the formation that dropped flares on the night in question.[21] The squadron to which he belonged was in fact at Davis-Monthan AFB, Arizona, on a training exercise at the time and flew training sorties to the Barry Goldwater Range on the night in question, according to the Maryland Air National Guard. A history of the Maryland Air National Guard published in 2000 asserted that the squadron, the 104th Fighter Squadron, was responsible for the incident.[22] The first reports that members of the Maryland Air National Guard were responsible for the incident were published in The Arizona Republic newspaper in July 1997.[23]


Military flares[24][25] such as these can be seen from hundreds of miles given ideal environmental conditions. Later comparisons with known military flare drops were reported on local television stations, showing similarities between the known military flare drops and the Phoenix Lights.[5][6] An analysis of the luminosity of LUU-2B/B illumination flares, the type which would have been in use by A-10 aircraft at the time, determined that the luminosity of such flares at a range of approximately 50–70 miles would fall well within the range of the lights viewed from Phoenix.[19]


Public response[edit]

News media[edit]

There was minimal news coverage at the time of the incident. In Phoenix, a small number of local news outlets noted the event, but it received little attention beyond that. But on June 18, 1997, USA Today ran a front-page story that brought national attention to the case. This was followed by news coverage on the ABC and NBC television networks. The case quickly caught the popular imagination and has since become a staple of UFO-related documentary television, including specials produced by the History Channel and the Discovery Channel.


Governor[edit]


Shortly after the lights, Arizona Governor Fife Symington III held a press conference, stating that "they found who was responsible". He proceeded to make light of the situation by bringing his aide on stage dressed in an alien costume. (Dateline, NBC). But in March 2007, Symington said that he had witnessed one of the "crafts of unknown origin" during the 1997 event, although he did not go public with the information.[26][27][28][29] In an interview with The Daily Courier in Prescott, Arizona, Symington said, "I'm a pilot and I know just about every machine that flies. It was bigger than anything that I've ever seen. It remains a great mystery. Other people saw it, responsible people. I don't know why people would ridicule it".[30] Symington had earlier said, "It was enormous and inexplicable. Who knows where it came from? A lot of people saw it, and I saw it too. It was dramatic. And it couldn't have been flares because it was too symmetrical. It had a geometric outline, a constant shape.[31]


Symington also noted that he requested information from the commander of Luke Air Force Base, the general of the National Guard, and the head of the Department of Public Safety. But none of the officials he contacted had an answer for what had happened, and were also perplexed.[31] Later, he responded to an Air Force explanation that the lights were flares: "As a pilot and a former Air Force Officer, I can definitively say that this craft did not resemble any man made object I'd ever seen. And it was certainly not high-altitude flares because flares don't fly in formation".[3] In an episode of the television show UFO Hunters called "The Arizona Lights", Symington said that he contacted[when?] the military asking what the lights were. The response was "no comment". He pointed out that he was the governor of Arizona at the time, not just some ordinary civilian.[32]


Frances Barwood, the 1997 Phoenix city councilwoman who launched an investigation into the event, said that of the over 700 witnesses she interviewed, "The government never interviewed even one".[31]


Related films[edit]

The Phoenix Lights...We Are Not Alone Documentary, Lynne D. Kitei, M.D., Executive Producer, in collaboration with Steve Lantz Productions. Based on the book, The Phoenix Lights...A Skeptic's Discovery That We Are Not Alone and featuring Astronaut Dr. Edgar Mitchell, former Governor Fife Symington, former Vice Mayor, investigators, military, pilots and witnesses.[33]

The Appearance of a Man, directed by Daniel Pace.[34]

Night Skies, a horror movie starring Jason Connery, A.J. Cook, and Ashley Peldon, features the lights. It premiered direct-to-DVD in the US on January 23, 2007.[35]

They Came from Outer Space (previous title: Phoenix Lights The Movie), a science fiction thriller starring Ossie Beck, Mackenzie Firgens, Yvette Rachelle, Matt Mercer, Terin Alba, Courtney Gains, Mark Arnold, Michael LeMelle, Aaron Mills, and Luke Amsden.[36]

The Phoenix Tapes '97, a found footage science-fiction horror film film released in 2016.

Phoenix Forgotten, a found footage science-fiction horror film film released in 2017.

See also[edit]

 we need to start glamorizing overworking. Please.

The absence of sleep, good diet, exercise, relaxation, and time with friends and family is something to be rewarded with more yet more work

 people are not wearing their burnout as a badge of honor

And this  needs to change

Wednesday, September 9, 2020

 


anthony rock

@anthonytrock

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3m

let's go play in the eternal trash pig fucking pile that this landfill USA strip mall puke on your shoe food fast food man-slut whore fucking right to your door delivery system was really meant to be... 


who want to join me, you cock sucking unoriginal repetitions imbeciles?

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anthony rock

@anthonytrock

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9m

hey there Captain Fucknuts.  yeah, you on the shit staples of what passes for human interaction in this hell forsaken cuntingDickHole of an American LifeStyle, did you make another imaginary tweet about "sucking my dick?"  "you did?"  


brilliant, you bruised up twaddle twat.

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anthony rock

@anthonytrock

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17m

there is no fucking connecting with anyone in this fuck hole of a USA misery village.  it's a fucking prison with no freedom.  it's a slavery shithole cunt and cock stained orgy of stupid fucks doing stupid fuck type things all day every day.  amen baby Fucking Christ.

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anthony rock

@anthonytrock

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49m

this USA shithole is an entire culture of empty imaginings.  it's a populace devoid of any depth of interpersonal interaction.  violence rues the day.  anger is law.  this place is a fucking shithole.  and I HATE IT.


I'm getting wrong meth or something cause i get opposite effect

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anthony rock

@anthonytrock

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Level 4:

you'll grow into your baby Christ Fucking Meth Habit.  it's a very steep learning curve,  holy burning baby fucking jesus.  I thought this was normal to goddamned know?

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4:23 PM

that's right.  this coozed up jizz ball of backhanding two or three seperate thoughts at once is about to cut the dick off Nancy Pelosi and Shove it up Trumps pink;y puckerd ass-shitter


Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Hey Kids, Free Candy!


I am a classy sketchy guy,
 what can I say?
if the shoe fits and all that...

Friday, December 6, 2019

Henry Rollins Unlicensed Poetry Massacre

"103:  August.  There's a man in an apartment, he's sweating and out of his mind.  He spreads the classified section on the kitchen and goes into the living room.  He picks a baby up out of a crib that's in the corner and takes it over to the sink.  He takes its diaper off and runs the kid under cold water.  He places the crying child on the newspaper.  He takes a knife and hacks the kid into fist-sized chunks.  He takes the whole thing to the window and throws it out.  It lands on the sidewalk.  He looks down at all the people freaking out and staring back up at him.  He closes the window, washes his hands and goes back t to the television which is always on..."

guy smoking and reading poetry


I recited from the book
French Dressings & Other Oddities

It is Read Out Loud Our Favorite Books Nite
at my house

I had some friends over
sitting around my living room
which walls were windows
to the outside world, hung over a ravine
lush with a deep stream and trees and
all kinds of verdant vegetation
"out in the sticks," as they say

"Huh, that was an interesting piece
about hacking up a crying baby.
Maybe his girlfriend was out scoring
heroin and she hooked up with
some Sunday Loser and she left her baby
with him and then he got really annoyed"

said Jessica, my girlfriend's friend who
worked in accounting, "I don't agree with
putting the baby in the newspapers, I would
have at least dried him off with a towel first."

"what, and ruin a perfectly good towel?"
asked the other Jessica, of no relation."

"I agree.  Babies are terrible, especially
when you just leave them lying around.
I agree this guy just got fed up with the
kicking and screaming and crying while
trying to watch his favorite show on the
televisions machines." quipped Mark
Wahlberg, with his finely chiseled
face glasses

"Oh Mark Wahlberg you always say that."

"It's my answer to this Henry Rollins
riposte.  Give me another hit of that."

Just then a knock on our very secluded
door.

Bang
Bang
Bang

"Okay,  who could that be, this in invitation only"

I got the door

"This is the FBI.  We have a warrant
enforcing federal laws about giving
poetry readings without a licence."

"Son of a bitch, you have got to be
kidding."

"No sir.  Put the book down now!
You are under arrest!"

I laid my copy of
Exploding Ducks,
American Style Mass Shootings
& Other Poems

My guests started scattering
Looking for a place to hide
Mark Wahlberg hid behind the
kitchen counter
Both Jessicas
hid behind the drapes

"is there anyone here with you?" asked
the long arm of the law.

"no."

they didn't believe me and searched
the premise while I turned on the television

"the report is 67 dead 133 wounded in
this latest mass shooting in the United
States..."

One of the brainless feds
who was watching TV with me:
"Sad, isn't it?  Too bad there
is nothing law enforcement can
do."

"Yes, your arms are certainly tied
You are off enforcing poetry laws."

"I know.  We are brave heroes."

"Right.  Crazy Charlie over there
can amass an arsenal of firearms
and buy a container ship worth of
booze, but if I smoke weed, the world
is coming to an end, right?"

"Think of all the children you hurt
when you buy weed!  Think.  Of.
the.  Children!"

"Oh go fuck yourself, asshole."

The End



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--Artur Axmann

the German Nazi national leader (Reichsjugendführer) of the Hitler Youth (Hitlerjugend)

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Wednesday, December 4, 2019

Common Sense Logical Gun Control Abortion Picnic Setting

father lucifer
Hi Kids!  Father Lucifer is Home!  

My neighbor's six year old son accidentally shot and killed his eight year old brother a few days ago.

According to local news, the kids Mathew, eight, and Mark, six, were playing in the back yard, where their father Dustin Hoffman, left his handgun on the picnic table.  Dustin Hoffman was hosting a picnic barbecue for his wife Rhonda's 45th birthday.

Showing off his new gun he bought his for her birthday, Dustin had left the.45 Colt Double Eagle to go inside and grab a beer.  At the same time, the phone rang, and Rhonda went to answer it, leaving her new gift out side on the picnic table.

A moment later there was a loud banging sound. The mildly concerned father and mother went outside to investigate.  They owned a beautiful gated back yard to keep undesirable, dangerous people out. Their first thought was that their kids dug into the fireworks they bought for 4th of July celebrations.

Dustin saw to his mild consternation that his oldest son Mathew was laying in a pool of blood.  Chunks of his face and skull splattered the egg salad sandwiches and the freshly grilled hot dogs and hamburgers.  There was bits of brain matter on the potato chips.  The mess really ruined a nice, well planned back yard birthday barbecue celebration.   

Mathew had been shot in the head by Mark.  Mathew and Mark were used to playing with their father's gun collection, but this was the first time Mark ever got shot in the head.  Mark was very dead.

Needless to say, the picnic was ruined, and Dustin Hoffman had to start grilling all over again, including making new egg salad sandwiches.  He also had to go to Kwik Trip to pick up a new bag of Sour Cream and Onion potato chips.  It was a real hassle. 

Yet, this story has a happy ending, because Dustin Hoffman's wife Rhonda just happened to be pregnant (in the third trimester). 

By the time she reached her third trimester, Rhonda realized that she was pregnant.  For this reason hey were considering having her baby vacuumed out of her womb; sucked out and put in a garbage can for the trash to pick up on Monday morning.  Problem solved. 

Thankfully, God led me to their door with some anti-baby murder brochures. 10 minutes later, they started crying "how could we even think of murdering our baby now, after reading this three page brochure?"

Long story short, if they had an abortion, how would they be able to replace their dead kid, Mark, you pro-baby killers?  And this is their last chance because they don't have the resources to make another fetus. They have declared bankruptcy and have been selling their furniture to buy food.

But you Satanist worshiping baby killers want that precious child dead, right?  Why do "those people" hate guns and love killing babies so much?  It isn't logical.  And I have long given up looking for logic from the people "on the wrong side of Jesus." 

As for gun control:  just tell your kids "do not to pick up the handgun and play with it when it is loaded, or at least, not to point it at anyone important."

That what I tell my children, Jenny and Lisa and Andy. Yes, I know, kids are curious about things, but a little intellectual gun curiosity is good for the soul, like religion.  You wouldn't deny your kids curiosity about God, would you? That's what make me a responsible parent. 


Reader's Comments

EZ: you're an idiot

MikeY:  Anthony - Interesting story but you seemed to have missed an important point in your dot connecting. "six year old son accidentally shot and killed his 8 year old brother". Note they had both been born, hence the age? A fetus isn't a child as it hasn't been born yet and so, there's nothing to replace. In addition, in the case of abortion, the woman made a personal decision, as is her right. Your analogy fails across the board.

Anthony:  I know my analogy fails across the board.  I'm no good at anything.  

RANDOLPH:  I'm sure all so called Liberals will agree it was very tragic what happened to your neighbors and we convey our heartfelt condolences but where did you come up with the loony scenario about abortion and ignorant liberals? You Sir need to have your elevator repaired. It's not making it to the top floor!

Anthony:  I'm taking as many pills as I can swallow at once already?  My mental state is pretty screwy I agree.  

Pat:  Oh wow, Anthony, not only are you illiterate, you are also downright stupid. No one EVER can "replace" a dead child! It isn't like buying a new TV when the old one wears out, LOL! You're another one that I hope has no kids. Wow, just pure ignorance.

Anthony:  Hi Pat.  Yes, I'm not very smart.  Not like you.  Someday I'll get there though!  Thoughts and prayers for me! 


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"Son, you will eat that goddamn macaroni and cheese and you will like it!"                                             
Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker

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My Famous List Video--Director's Cut

I went out one day, to do some shopping in the woods.  I found 7 bizarre things that will blow your mind, and cure you of your donkey cancer of the brain!  So grab some popcorn, settle in for the evening, because it's going to be a wild ride!


red and yellow sunflowers
Hey you kids, stay off my lawn!


Okay, now, the moment you've all been waiting for!  Lo, I present The List (Director's Cut):

1)  Tree

2)  More tree
3)  Squirrel-neck
4)  UFO
5)  Crop circle
6)  Sunflower
7)  Even more tree

So there you have it my finely feathered friends.  I hope you enjoyed this video.  Please hit that like and subscribe button, if you want to support my work. However I know I have already failed before I even got started.  Everyone says so. Therefore, I am going to swallow a bottle of sleeping pills and down this cheap bottle of vodka.


Post Script:  Before I die in a few minutes, can anyone tell me why List Videos are so damned popular?  What do you gain by finding out Which 7 Presidents wore Ladies Underwear?  Or, The 7 Most Popular Pancake Syrup Brands that Failed in the 70's?  Why?


Why? Why do you need to know about The Top Seven Times Playboy Models Regretted Eating Breakfast?


Why, O Great Lord of List Videos?

Ah, as Nirvana says's, never mind.
The pills are taking effect--so
As always, thanks for watching
See you on the flip side, braah!



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