Ramona and Brett

Romana and Brett where sitting down to dinner one fine spring morning.  However, Brett was filled with piss and vinegar because he didn't get the promised promotion at his job.  Instead, it went to Old  Larry, whom Brett hated.  Larry had borrowed one of Brett's pens last week that his mother gave him for Christmas.

"That asshole never even returned my pen!"  Brett shrieked at his dinner plate, consisting of mashed potatoes and a meat patty.  "I've worked at this company, coming in early and staying late for 13 years, and what do I get?  Nothing!" 

Ramona was the parking attendant where Brett worked, and she saw him every day.  Her dream was to either work in the hospitality industry or find a job as a costume designer for a production company.   

Brett's mom, Clara Holmes, worked as an assistant manager in a gas station for a huge oil company.  She would come home smelling of stale coffee and gasoline, but she always gave her only son a box of pens for Christmas.  In years to come, Brett would go on to become a regional administrator in an office, and he was able to utilize the pens in his spare time.  He would make sketches of kids flying kites and whatever.  The pens were always blue ink.  And so, all the kids flying kites were blue, too. 

Brett smashed his hands down on the dinner that Romana had made.  Then he took a handful of mashed potatoes and flung them at the wall.  Potato and meat patty  matter went everywhere.  Brett started to cry uncontrollably. 

Ramona got up from her iced tea and put her arms around Brett.  "Hush, sweetheart.  Well make this all okay for you.  Don't you believe in me?" 

Brett looked up from his destroyed mashed potatoes and meat patty.  "It's not fair!  Just because Larry is the second cousin of the head regional manager..."  Brett started wailing again.

Ramona knew Old Larry from her parking lot attendant job.  The next day, she took down his license plate, and then found out where he lived via DMV records. She then put on a black suit, got in her BMW and went to pay Old Larry a visit.

The next day in the news, it was reported that the police were baffled by a seeming random execution of an Up-And-Coming-Regional Bank Manager of a financial banking institution that everyone hated, but used any way. 

"It will be our top priority to find the criminal.  Our police department will not rest until we can make sure that all Bank Managers are kept safely protected.  After all, they contribute a lot of money to our Cop Shop Unions"

Crisis Actors in Las Vegas

all the people that got killed at the Las Vegas mass muder event were crisis actors. Nothing like that can happen. It isn't possible, and especially a white guy wouldn't do that. a black man, yeah. that is possible. just look at Chicago. and see what they do there with their blacks! they just let them run loose!  

okay.  just like the Sandy hook conspiracy people, no one got shot in Las Vegas, the city of dreams.  this one time I went to Las Vegas and I didn't get shot by a white man.  but I did see this one black guy.  he had a hat on, and looked pretty suspicious to me. 

okay you liberals. lets thingkabout this. number one: you cannot shoot bullets that far. number two: even if you could shoot bullets that far, no one would have been killed. number three: guns don't kill people, people kill people, so it is impossible that 58 people had their bodies ripped apart by bullets. that is only in the liberal media mind.  

everyone who got shot and killed were crisis actors, just like all those kids in Sandy Hook. it was a staged event, and the liberals are just trying to make us feel guilty. what they want to do, it take away our guns and then force us to do art work and stuff.

Oh this is a fake staged event.  NO one got shot in Las Vegas.  That isn't possible unless it involves a black.  These liberals with dead loved ones just are looking for a payday, just like the blacks.  MGM is a nice place to sit on my fat and watch movies about dogs or something.  I cannot believe they are responsible.  What we should do, is form a Department of Homeland Security, as a republican I always support expanding the powers of the federal government, if it benefits me.  otherwise, I have a real problem with BIG government.